Being a mom is so hard sometimes because any time you have feelings you’re immediately flooded with guilt because they don’t matter anymore

Being pregnant sucks way more than anyone tells you

I wish I could burn my house down with all the people in it

I wish my feelings were as relevant as everyone else’s are

Wish I had the balls to off myself 😂 12 year old me would be ashamed

boghermit:

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

funnytwittertweets:

rabidlitmajor:

Noooo don’t get a tattoo it’s so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it’s an octopus

notcaptainjack: